IllusionLaser 发表于 2012-10-3 04:18:57

果然神话故事没几个不重口的w

sm6692260 发表于 2012-10-3 08:05:19

重口

jinnherng 发表于 2012-10-3 22:36:36

神话不重口不能神化啊

xuedi 发表于 2012-10-3 22:52:29

果然没有标题掉,这四季来的这么痛苦。。

灵梦家的西瓜 发表于 2012-10-4 18:05:52

这个,总结一下希腊的神话,会有不错的发现…………

第⑦军团 发表于 2012-10-6 00:08:14

神就是强!人无法打破的限制。

极夜空灵月 发表于 2012-10-6 00:34:12

为什么觉得外国神话都有很多碉堡了的情节……还有这个是真的屌爆了……

明灭 发表于 2012-10-6 08:44:21

本帖最后由 明灭 于 2012-10-5 20:15 编辑

以下是亚马逊流域某部落的神话

A long time ago the Sun (kama) wanted to have sex with Spirit Woman (Apapainyeineju). Oh, but her labia were long. The Sun took her by the wrist and said, "Let's have sex!" To which she replied, "Ah, not me. My vagina is very dangerous and frightening. Inside there is stinging ant, Mein. Inside there are snakes, such as Mekhe and others. Inside is Scorpion, Yucapanu. If it gets you, then you will really be sick. There are many of these between my labia too. I am really dangerous and frightening."

The Sun went into the forest and returned with fish poison and dredged it into Spirit Woman's vagina, just as he would have done into a pool. Out floated all of dangerous animals. Out came the snakes, then the spiders, and the scorpion. All of these came out but one tiny piranha that remained lodged deep inside her.

"This is good," said the Sun, and he gave tiny piranha to all the women. Each month the piranha bite the women and make them bleed. Sometimes, the women can feel the piranha bite, and tell their husbands, "Soon I am going to have my period."


很久以前,太阳神Kama想要和灵女Apapainyeineju啪啪啪。哦,但是她的【哔——】很长。 太阳神揪住她的手腕,说:“让我们来一发吧!”她回答说:“啊,我不行,我的【哔——】是非常危险可怕的,里面住着会咬人的蚂蚁Mein;还住着Mekhe和其他的毒蛇;还有蝎子Yucapanu。如果它们咬了你,你肯定会出毛病。另外我的【哔——】中间也住着很多乱七八糟的生物。我真的是很危险很可怕的。”

太阳神闻言走进了森林,弄了一碗河豚毒出来,并且把它灌进了灵女的【哔——】里。不一会儿,所有乱七八糟的毒虫就纷纷从里面流出来了。但是,在她的【哔——】深处,依然残留了一条微小的食人鱼。

太阳神见状,说:“赞”。于是他决定给所有的妇女里面都塞上一条微小的食人鱼。每个月鱼都会咬人,咬的直流血。有时,妇女们可以察觉到自己被鱼咬了,并告诉自己的丈夫,“很快,我的大姨夫就要来了。”




萌魂 发表于 2012-10-6 12:48:39

真是无法直视呢,红字真是太亮了......

挂在墙上晃着 发表于 2012-10-6 12:51:26

明灭 发表于 2012-10-6 08:44 以下是亚马逊流域某部落的神话 A long time ago the Sun (kama) wanted to have sex with Spirit ...

那食人鱼为啥不会把丈夫的那啥给咬断?
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