绮梦天禄 发表于 2024-2-6 01:37:01

作为乳法先锋的妾身要学法语哩

作为乳法先锋的妾身要学法语哩


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日常乳法

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绮梦天禄 发表于 2024-2-6 01:45:40

拿破仑进军巴黎时,一家巴黎报社六天内的头版标题
第一天:“科西嘉的怪物在儒安港登陆”
第二天:“吃人的魔鬼向格腊斯前进”
第三天:“篡位者进入格勒诺布尔”
第四天:“波拿巴占领里昂”
第五天:“拿破仑接近枫丹白露”
第六天:“皇帝陛下将于今日抵达他忠实的巴黎”
另一种版本
26日:“科西嘉的怪物逃离厄尔巴岛”
30日:“叛国贼和600人在戛纳登陆”
3月4日:“波拿巴将军占领格勒诺布尔”
11日:“拿破仑进入里昂”
“昨天皇帝陛下收到枫丹白露的邀请。他预计于3月20日抵达杜伊勒里宫”

绮梦天禄 发表于 2024-2-6 01:53:33

法国在上世纪60年代设计AMX-30主战坦克时,由于当时法国坦克炮对炮干不过苏联的125炮,再加上又是破甲弹和尾翼稳定脱壳穿甲弹盛行且复合装甲尚未诞生而且装甲无用论至上的时代,因此对AMX-30其中一项技术指标要求是——倒车速度需要达到40km/h以上,方便在苏联钢铁洪流打过来时光速撤回巴黎投降,所谓边打边撤,而改进后的AMX-30B2型倒车速度有65km/h,而同时期苏联T-64主战坦克的最高前进时速是60km/h,目的一目了然

绮梦天禄 发表于 2024-2-6 10:32:12

本帖最后由 绮梦天禄 于 2024-2-6 10:43 编辑

法军:经验丰富的驾驶员,就是撤退也不会把屁股留给敌人()
你永远无法在法鸡投降前占领巴黎!!所以钱学森老先生研发的洲际导弹是为了让法国来不及投降就打到巴黎的战略性武器
要不是小胡子打法国的时候是雨季,平原湿地气候坦克飚不起来,估计都要不了42天

还有,闪击战是戴高乐提出来的,然后他被赶去英国之后,在英国人纪念拿破仑败亡的特拉法加广场对英国表示了感谢
法国投降还在巴黎北部的贡比涅森林的那节一战中和法国签投降书的那节车厢,对对对.就是和用英国人美国人和加拿大人免费代打事后还薅德国羊毛的一战法鸡签的那节车厢
还有就是在撤退的时候,法鸡海军并没有炸掉自己的造船厂,所以二战有名的德国船很多都是用法国人留下的资源和模版造的,甚至在圣纳泽尔有三艘龙骨装甲已经搭好了的白板舰,虽然在美国和英国打过来的几次失败登陆战中被英国海军的战列舰击沉了,但是....德国人没花造船钱啊!!而且不管怎么说,两艘鱼雷一艘驱逐确实也算战斗力,拉出去也是可以打一打海战的嘛
还有,说一下,很多乳法梗就是这边法裔加拿大人传出来的,他们自己乳法冲锋在前
所以说法国国旗就是美国来了举起左边,苏联来了举起一边,敌人来了撕掉两边
马克思主义的发源地是法国,法国把他赶了出去,然后成就了苏联,闪击战的发源地是法国,法国不鸟他,然后成就了纳粹,最后搞得自己被迫抱了自己最大的仇敌的大腿,当然,可以理解,毕竟当时法国拿不出矮子和女人,只能去请外国人来帮忙了
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