原帖地址看不见的女友
http://bbs.nyasama.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=11038&fromuid=4973
其实以前看过..可是突发奇想说译成英文丢到facebook上- -于是也丢来这边混分...
老实说自己也不觉得译得有多好..凑合凑合呗......gif)
It was Christmas. My roommate went out for a date with his girlfriend, leaving me alone. I turned on the light and the hot water tap in the bathroom. And it came out to be brightly foggy, like a misty mystery. And I was using PC in my bed room, separated from the bathroom by the living room, posting, replying, pretending like I was waiting for my girl to finish her shower and have sex with me. But it was me who turned on the tap, and there was nobody in the bathroom. My roommate was back, with a girl. He surprisingly stared at the bathroom. Did you bring someone back? I should have been honest, but the truth appeared to be too tragic. And I said, yes, I brought one back. He tabbed on my shoulder, and said, nice dude, that is pretty good work. Then he entered his room with the girl. But there was actually no one in the bathroom, it was me turned on the tap. After a while, I felt like wasting water, so I turned it off, and went back to sleep. Later on my roommate hangs around, telling that I have a girlfriend. And people ask me, do you have a girlfriend? How can I answer? I have to say yes. I cannot tell them that it was me turned on the tap, and no one was in the room. So I had a troublesome time. I can no longer join the singles' activity because they've all heard that I have a girl friend. Go bare with your valentine. The people together jeered me away. The company offers free movie tickets. They give me two. I pretend to be thankful, but from where do I find another one to go see movie with me? So I went alone. The seat next to me sits my popcorn. Did you fall out with your girl? They asked me. How should I answer? I say, seldom. This is true, we never have. Sometimes they feel strange, for not seeing my girlfriend ever, and said, why never have we seen your girlfriend? Some frank girls began to say, you never buy stuff for your girlfriend, and they said, no falling out is the sign of breaking up. So they dragged me to buy some girl stuff. There are something really good. I think, if I give her those, she might be happy. But still they never see my girlfriend, not even once. What should I do? Telling them that there was nobody in the bathroom, and I turned on the tap? I can't say that. So I buy some sanitary napkin, the unusual size, and lipstick, and powdery foundation. Somebody walks into my room. Whose are these? It's my girlfriend's. Sometimes she stays over, so I prepare her some daily stuff, like sanitary napkin, the kind she usually uses. After listening, the girl tears, dragging her boyfriend's sleeve: you see? you see? Even the guy feels quite a shy face. Who will not believe me? Who will not believe that I have a girlfriend? But just that she's kind of weird, that she dislikes hanging around. Monthly I drop coke on the sanitary napkin, and throw it in the bathroom trash can; before going to work I put some foundation on my face. If to be a camera taking pictures of my room, those things are reducing day by day, just like I have an invisible girlfriend. Everyone believes that I have a girlfriend. Nobody will realize that there was no one in the bathroom, and I turned on the tap. Long time has passed. My boss calls me to the office, with a kind face. He gives me one day off. And the two girls sit by my table look at me with sympathy. They encourage me: you are such a good man, sure you can get a better one. Then I know that someone saw me watching movie alone, sitting in two seats alone, and tearing during the movie. Oh, so I'm crossed, although that was an impressive movie. I so want to shout at myself. This could have been a way to get rid of all these. I should have said that long time ago. Just because sanitary napkin and foundation are not expensive, I lived my life like this for quite a while. So I pull my hair, act like painful, mumbling at the void. Then they bury faces in their hands, snuffle, and turn around. One of them finally cannot bare it and she cries. So I am single again. Life returns to peace. There are girls who want to introduce me girlfriend. He brought sanitary napkin for his girl friend! They repeat that again and again, with many romantic stories that I don't even know. Really? The girl being introduced to me asks. What should I do? I have to say, yes. How can I tell her that there was no one in the bathroom, and I turned on the tap? I went to date with that girl twice. Afterwards she euphemistically parts us.
Your heart is vacant. I think you still love her. And I'm afraid I cannot take her place in your heart. Her eyes are sad. She leaves me a hug before she leaves. This girl is interesting. Afterwards nobody introduces girls to me. Because of her, I start missing my ex-girlfriend, and then I remember that I don't have an ex-girlfriend. There was nobody in the bathroom, and I turned on the tap. It is Christmas again. Still the same roommate went out with a different girl. I'm alone in the house, surfing online. And then I think, for what reason did I turn on the hot water tap in bathroom that time? Along with a cigarette in the dusky light, it feels cold. I try to think, and think, and think. After a long while I remember, that I was imagining a girl who belongs to me. Failed against the allure, I turn on the light and the hot water tap, and it came out to be brightly foggy, like a misty mystery. Right this moment, my roommate is back with that girl. He looks at the bathroom, first being curiously, then appears to be surprisingly happy. Is she back? The girl next to him also appears to be surprisingly happy. Is it the one you told me? Is it his girlfriend? Both of them, with their voices changed, jumping happily up and down in the living room, just like Joseph and Marry. No, I say. There is no one in the bathroom; I turned on the tap.
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发表于 2012-2-15 22:30:34
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发表于 2012-2-15 22:43:19
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sorry……我恶意满满了……