本帖最后由 明灭 于 2012-10-5 20:15 编辑
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A long time ago the Sun (kama) wanted to have sex with Spirit Woman (Apapainyeineju). Oh, but her labia were long. The Sun took her by the wrist and said, "Let's have sex!" To which she replied, "Ah, not me. My vagina is very dangerous and frightening. Inside there is stinging ant, Mein. Inside there are snakes, such as Mekhe and others. Inside is Scorpion, Yucapanu. If it gets you, then you will really be sick. There are many of these between my labia too. I am really dangerous and frightening."
The Sun went into the forest and returned with fish poison and dredged it into Spirit Woman's vagina, just as he would have done into a pool. Out floated all of dangerous animals. Out came the snakes, then the spiders, and the scorpion. All of these came out but one tiny piranha that remained lodged deep inside her.
"This is good," said the Sun, and he gave tiny piranha to all the women. Each month the piranha bite the women and make them bleed. Sometimes, the women can feel the piranha bite, and tell their husbands, "Soon I am going to have my period."
很久以前,太阳神Kama想要和灵女Apapainyeineju啪啪啪。哦,但是她的【哔——】很长。 太阳神揪住她的手腕,说:“让我们来一发吧!”她回答说:“啊,我不行,我的【哔——】是非常危险可怕的,里面住着会咬人的蚂蚁Mein;还住着Mekhe和其他的毒蛇;还有蝎子Yucapanu。如果它们咬了你,你肯定会出毛病。另外我的【哔——】中间也住着很多乱七八糟的生物。我真的是很危险很可怕的。”
太阳神闻言走进了森林,弄了一碗河豚毒出来,并且把它灌进了灵女的【哔——】里。不一会儿,所有乱七八糟的毒虫就纷纷从里面流出来了。但是,在她的【哔——】深处,依然残留了一条微小的食人鱼。
太阳神见状,说:“赞”。于是他决定给所有的妇女里面都塞上一条微小的食人鱼。每个月鱼都会咬人,咬的直流血。有时,妇女们可以察觉到自己被鱼咬了,并告诉自己的丈夫,“很快,我的大姨夫就要来了。”
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