我了个喵的英语四级··················

lious

今天是英语四级的日子··················嗯，·········终于来了·········
开篇是写作，关于上网可否取代教育的，嘛，基本无压力·········顺手砸了“我思故我在”，以及“人只是一根会思考的芦苇”，来说明教育带来的独立思考的重要性··············
听力？对从国家地理入坑的咱来说根本没难度············所以·········妥妥的虐待节奏，试卷上答案100%确定，然后················
然后····························
然后······························
然后，听力考试一结束，老师就发出了停止答卷的命令，把第一部分的答题卡收了················
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······································································································那啥，我还没有涂听力部分的答题卡的说····················
······································································································································嗯，解释无效，因为四级就这么考，听力一结束立马就收··········
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·····································呵··············呵·······················呵······························
我没有心痛哦······················我才没有因为没涂答题卡心痛哦···················反正一定可以过的···········
我只是在故意卖萌而已的说·························太，太高了不好吧························
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···············我了个喵的去啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！
为什么会这样································
这是为什么啊！！！！！
平时大家也说我有点呆··················但，这是闹哪样啊················呆萌在动漫很美好，在现实就是一坑爹啊··················
本·········本来打算弄个680，回去涨威严，现在····························
啊啊啊啊······························我，我又犯了二了啊··························
小学考试因为中午拼乐高积木结果差点翘了语文毕业考··········中考因为和同学聊得入迷结果被摩托车撞倒···········跆拳道考试忘记带衣服···········小提琴忘记带弓结果只能现场拿一把随便上············这是·········宿命吗···········
如果以后去了幻想乡，会不会···········
咱：·······························不愧是灵梦啊，居然能见到咱，那么，作为5面boss，接下来就请见识一下咱的符卡吧！


灵梦：················································
咱：那么，首先是················是·······是················是·····嗯，我不小心带错把扑克牌带过来了········可以放我回去拿吗？
灵梦：··········································梦想封印。
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咱：···················为什么会这样啊···············
估计十有八九如此吧················唉··················
算了，这次就当是让血！！！下一次六级！！我要屠版啊啊啊啊啊！！！！
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分割线：
刚刚拿着买的东西去主楼自习的时候，发现·········
咱：纳尼？又被封了！不是今天考完四级了吗？
大叔：············要考两天的，同学··············
··················································所以我的书包又要过夜了················看来，这个东西已经改不了啊···········

阿本

呆萌楼主……鼎鼎有名滴！
不过，会不会是你故意做错事来保持优越感呢……？

一生痴梦

吾予汝的威严呢？

挂在墙上晃着

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我认识一个人，考六级时听力听到一半嫌太麻烦，直接调台听音乐然后做后面的题目，然后照样过了
另外小L，告诉你一件事啊，我六级考了643，努力加油超越我吧少女
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然后看了你添加的内容..............小L，你真的很有当吉祥物的潜质，不考虑考虑吗？
@lious

140706inu

啊哈哈哈哈哈哈……这边考场也有这情况呢……但是监考老师很好心的让那几个孩子涂完了再交的。至于我，因为看了流程隐约觉得好像没有额外分配时间填涂所以在中途就抓紧涂完了哦_(:з」∠)_

时间停止le

啊……高不可攀……

谢谢提醒，不然下午我十有八九也会忘涂卡

LLBlack

太糟了。。。加油。。

koishisatori

意料之内的展开……么
然后昨天那一包东西呢

saotur

感觉认识的练跆拳道妹子真多……
不过事实证明这对威严提升毫无帮助，因为练了的妹子也没少被整


顺便：每次涂了卡收了卷之后就开始犯强迫症的只有我一个人吗

Paradox

请允悲……

咱当时还是大一上的时候学校不给报四级被轮空，然后就看着六级的单词书去陪四级玩，接着看GRE的单词去陪六级玩，接着……到真考新G的时候我可耻地中途就cancel掉了，从此出国的事情再没下文（（

其实想说的是卖萌可耻哇但是知耻而又能后勇，下次就怎么样都能够更轻松地去战了吧23333