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本帖最后由 Paradox 于 2014-12-14 14:31 编辑
 大家好这一回我来发对小觉绅士奇怪的东西了。
因缘大概是起于某天的晚上找图找起劲了睡不着觉，当时从P站上找到Danbooru，再找到DeviantArt、NicoNico静画上面，最后竟然找到4chan这个奇妙的贴图讨论版去了……（以前只是听过
先上个度娘：http://baike.baidu.com/view/4779764.htm
4chan是外国的综合型讨论区。4chan与高登讨论区相似，言论自由度很高，亦没有签名文件、头像等一般论坛功能。4chan在外国非常有名，更不时引起不同的重大事件（包括起底、网上欺凌等），故有“外国高登”之称。
4chan是于2003年推出的一个仿双叶频道（2chan）风格、以ACG相关讨论为主题的美国贴图讨论版网站，原为分享图片和讨论日本动漫文化而建，现亦与英文互联网的次文化和运动相关，许多英文网络流行物也源由于此。由于该网站规范相对较少，故内容常引起争议，最著名的争议版面为“/b/”（Random，即随机版）。4chan的用户大部分以匿名身份发文，其机制与具争议的文化也引起了美国与他国媒体的关注。
4chan使用者遍布全球，但大部分来自于美国与欧洲。
总之那上面的内容是非常地没下限就对了（老外的重口真是无法想象），其过程中我的眼睛与PsychoPass值无数次地受到严重伤害（那你还不快点那个小红X），幸好最后我找着了点在粗犷的字里行间（s@ck，f@ck……）老外那不乏可爱令人捧腹的幽默，并且本来也很想知道他们又是怎么理解看待并讨论小觉的，所以就先节选了一些还可以接受的部分翻译出来，条数不多，仅供娱乐
 发现这条数已经是要往100以上走了的节奏，索性再补些传送门吧：
第一回：“Satori is the best！”
第二回：“Satori may seem shy, but......”
第三回：“I want to be Satoriin's pet!”
第四和第五回：“Playing with Satori! & If someone's thoughts were in a foreign language……”
第六回：“What's with Satori suddenly getting so many doujins?”
第七回：“Anon what did you do to her?”
第八回：“Why haven't you hugged the cutest mind reader today, /jp/?”
第九回：“The stockholm syndrome is on my side!”
第十回：“Satori never gets any love...”
——————2015年前后——————
第十一回：【预留】
以上皆来源自（4chan有过时版面即删机制，所以要在某些中转保存网站上才有最全的资料）：https://warosu.org/jp/
 其中源址慎入哟，R18G要注意。
【1】
Best Mistress for sure. I'd do just about anything to become her pet and live with her.
“（觉）是最棒的女主人没有之一。我愿意做任何事来成为她的宠物与她一起生活。”
She'll castrate you, dude.
“那她会去势了你的，兄弟。”
 4chan上从不缺一语道破的真相帝。
【2】
I just want to bully her until I get to see her cute crying face. Then bully her some more.
Then she can bully me back.
Ahh, Satori-chan~
“我只想欺负她直至见到她那可爱的小哭脸。然后再继续欺负她更多。
然后她可以欺负回我。
啊，小觉酱~”
 这略有点小清新的变态发言是什么感觉？
【3】
Her Third Eye confuses me. Does it followed her eyes, or does it looks blankly at what's in front of her?
Does that mean she can only read your mind if you're in front of her, or is that eye just cosmetic?
“她的第三只眼使我感到困惑。它是跟随着她的双眼看的，还是只是茫然地瞪着她面前的东西的？
那是不是意味着她只能够读取她面前人的思想，还是那眼干脆就是个装饰？”
It can look around independently.
I imagine the eye's gaze is a focus. She can read minds from any direction, but can read them better if the eye looks at them.
Interesting thought, though. Satori not being able to read you if you're behind her or she doesn't know you're there.
“它可以独立地到处转着看。
我想那眼起一个聚焦的作用。她可以从任何的方向上读心，但对于那只眼正看着的对象效果更好。
不过这么说确实很有趣。觉是不能够读到你的想法的如果你当时正在她的背后，或者是她并不知道你在那里。”
 难得一见的（真的）正经讨论，直到下面的这位科幻宅秒杀了我的智商。
Think of it as a regular eye, tuned to a wavelength unseen by human eyes (presumably one wherein brain waves are contained). Something like the 40k Astropaths' third eyes that can see into the Warp independently of the two human eyes.
That also makes Satori's ability super heretical.
“把那设想成是一个普适的眼睛，工作在一个人眼所不能见的波长上（很可能那里包含有脑电波）。某种就像是战锤40K里面Astropaths的…………【以下省略】
但那会使得觉的能力相当地异端（邪乎）。”
【4】
I want Satori to sit on my face, am I in the wrong?
“我想小觉一屁股坐在我的脸上，我是不是出了什么问题？”
Same here.
“嘿那算我一个。”【并递上图】
任何变态都能够在这上面找到同好。
【5、带图】
She's the only one at that table, isn't she?
“（指龙与地下城这类的扮演式桌游）只有她一个人在跟自己玩，不是吗？”
Koishi's probably lacks the attention span to stick around and when she does she's lolrandumb chaotic neutral, Orin can't role play and thinks it's boring in general, and Okuu doesn't remember the rules and takes forever to declare her turns.
Too bad, since dice-based games would be the only challenge for Satori.
“恋我估计缺乏足够长的注意力集中时段，要不就表现得像是一位中立混乱的LOL随机匹配队友；燐不会角色扮演并且觉得这很无聊；然后空记不住规则所以你需要永远在她的回合给讲上一遍。
哦不，因此只有那些得投骰子的游戏觉玩不转它。”
 为什么我会这么的想哭呢——并且关于LOL这件事情我想举手！（棍
【6】
G'morning, /jp/.
“早上好，绅士们。”【附上一张小觉的萌图】
Ohayou
“哦嗨哟。”【又附上一张小觉的萌图】
Mmnmmgh.
“姆姆姆姆。”【又附上一张】
 无实义，4chan上有时候的就像是群早起消息，不过配图大多都很萌就是了。
【7】
What did Satori do before she moved underground? Where did she and Koishi live?
“觉在搬进地底之前都做些什么呢？她和恋在哪里生活呢？”
Get bullied by everyone, human and youkai. Probably selling their bodies to whoever would take them. Koishi couldn't take it anymore and closed her eye, thinking it would be easier for her sister to only have to take care of herself. Satori finally decided that animals and the dead were the only pure and honest beings on earth, and made the promise to care for whichever ones she came across as she moved underground. Orin was her first pet, and from there they built the Palace. Orin invited Okuu to live with them as Satori's second pet. Other animals began to notice this, and strays started moving in.
“被所有人欺负，包括人类和妖怪。没准从事着红灯区工作（这一句恕我没法直译）。恋实在是受不了因此闭上了她的眼睛，想着这也许会让姐姐只需要照顾好自己更轻松些。觉最终认定了只有动物跟死者才是这个世界上纯净诚实的生物，因此在搬进地底的同时她做出了会用心去对每一个遇到的它们的承诺。燐是她的第一位宠物，并且从那个时候起她们搭建起了地灵殿。燐邀请空去和她们一起生活，作为觉的第二位宠物。其它的动物们也开始注意到了，无家可归的从此向那里搬入。”
 这么好的脑洞不开个坑吗兄弟（dude）。
【8】
Does Satori ever miss the surface?
“觉有想念过地上吗？”
She constantly get raped and tortured on the surface. She misses it everyday, the underworld is so boring.
“她在地上一直遭人OX与折磨。当然她每天都想啦，地底实在太无聊啦。”
 而这个脑洞则一点儿都不好。
【9】
Satori and Eiki are cute together, I like this couple
“觉跟映姬在一起的时候好可爱，我喜欢这对。”
 少有的（真的）纯爱发言，不过后续的回复也很少就是了……
【10】
Well that's terrible. Satori's no prostitute.
“那太糟糕了。小觉才不是X工作者呢。”
Satori WASN'T a prostitute.
“曾经不是。”
有认真吐槽语法错误的，也有可能是我语法学的不好，这位只是在表示强调重复。果然这是一句如此充满恶意的吐槽。
Mansions are expensive to upkeep.
“但豪宅是需要很多钱才能够打理的。”
当然还有从来不缺的一语真相帝。
【11】
No third eye -> no boner.
I understand when artists sometimes omit Aya's/Okuu's wings since they are so hard to draw. But what's the problem with drawing a circle and 3-6 curved lines?
“没有第三只眼 —> 谁干的蠢事。
我理解有的绘师偶尔会省略掉文文/阿空的翅膀因为那实在是难画。但画一个圆和三到六根曲线这有什么问题吗？”
要感谢会喂图养活你们的绘师啊。
【12】
Is the third eye literally her heart?
“第三只眼其实是她的心脏吗？”
I hope not. That would mean her core body temperature is lower than a human's, since her blood's warmth would dissipate when passing outside of her body.
Satori is pretty much the worst when it comes to physical contact. The tubes, the cooler blood - hugging get would just suck.
“我希望不是。不然她的体温就会比正常人低了，因为血的热度在她的体外流动时会散发出去。
觉基本上是你最不想去进行物理接触的。那些管子，不同颜色的血——抱起来你只会觉得这糟透了。”
 认真的讨论永远终结在歪主题的怪宅手上。
【13、带图】
That's what I was thinking.
Satori is cold. Must hug and warm up.
“那正是我在想的。
小觉她看起来很冷。得抱抱好暖和起来。”
You'll crush her tubes.
“那你会压着她的管子的。”
这种风格似曾相识，对，就是阿外们的吐槽文化！（想起「Epic Fall」）
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发表于 2014-11-18 00:04:56
染红的潜规则
帝爷的潜规则
变色卡
（原来4chan这么欢乐啊。。。