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本帖最后由 Paradox 于 2014-11-26 00:02 编辑
本回第六期的开版主题是“What's with Satori suddenly getting so many doujins?”
 绅士物以及人气相关讨论，说到人气我家的小觉可是不会输的！
 不过不如妹妹这倒是事实……
 嘛，回到主题，看看开版的贴图居然是红字本的汉化版本，就能理解到阿外们也是多么的饥渴（何）跟不容易了
 敬请欣赏~
【45、开版题头】
What's with Satori suddenly getting so many doujins?
“咋的觉突然有了这么多的同人本？”
I don't know but my dick is going to suffer for it
“我只知道为此我左手有的忙了。”
 一语中的，好少年不来撸一发吗？
She's small and cute, and her power has high potential for lewdness.
“她小小的又可爱，并且她的能力对于做色色的事情是支潜力股。”
>high potential for lewdness.
Explain.
“（对于做色色的事情是支潜力股。
求解释。”
Since she can read minds she can jump on your dick as soon as you think about it.
“因为她能读心所以她能在你刚想到那种事情的时候就扑在你的那活上。”
Any touhou can jump your dick at any time under any circumstance
If you just believe
“任何东方角色都能在任何场合任何时机扑在你的那活上。
只要你相信。”
怀疑红字本与现实之间境界的人不是一个合格的绅士
【46】
Satori is just perfect for porn.
Pink haired loli with mind reading powers and a harem of magical animals.
Porn writes itself.
“觉就是那么配红字本。
粉色头发的萝莉有着读心的力量和不可思议动物的后宫。
活生生一会走路的红字本。”
 会走路的……Porn writes itself……
【47】
>mind reading powers
She can get sexually harassed just by someone thinking about it, she knows what her lover thinks and feels without any words exchanged, etc.
I don't know if she would react to meeting someone who can see the good but lewd side of the powers that made humans fear and hate her. Probably angered by the intense perversion.
“（读心的力量
只要有人动念头想想她就会遭到性的骚扰，知道她的爱人正在思考什么感受如何而无需言语的交换，等等。
我不知道她会怎么反应，对于遇着一个能够看到她那令人为之恐惧并嫌恶的能力好但色色的一面的人。估计会被这天大的曲解给气着吧。”
What if Satori is really curious about perverted stuff, but is too proud to admit it?
“如果觉对于那些变态的事情其实十分好奇，只是太骄傲不愿意承认呢？”
Yeah, that sure would be convenient for all you perverts, wouldn't it?
“对呀，那一定就为你们这所有的变态都大开了方便之门，是不是？”
 绅士们从此涌进地灵殿然后都被饲养起来，Hentai End呢。
【48】
Seeing as most /jp/sies are mindbogglingly shy, I think not. They'd be stuck in a quo with neither them nor Satori willing to break the matter.
“（回复上条）鉴于大多数的绅士都惊人地羞答，我不这么认为。他们会被困在无论他们还是觉都不情愿戳穿这的困境之中。”
One of them would break eventually.
“总有一边会先破禁的。”
Imagine the clumsy, frustrated sex that would ensue. So much tension released all at once from two shy persons terribly inexperienced at sex.
... I really shouldn't be writing any more Satori erotica.
“想象接下来会发生的笨手笨脚的、甚至是令人沮丧的情爱。多少的压力在这一刻、从两个害羞没经验的人之间被释放出来。
……我真的不应该再写任何觉的小黄文了。”
 就学术的角度来说这一段实在太难翻，在此我更推荐用一种原味（脑补）的方式去欣赏它：
【黑体重读】
So much tension released all at once
from two shy persons terribly inexperienced at sex.
请叫我绅士诗人（细软跑
You still haven't posted any of the ones you already wrote.
“可你还从来没有贴过任何你写的文呢。”
That sounds really cute! I bet Satori and they shy /jp/'er would like each other at the end. The pleasure from the sex would bond them.
“听起来实在是太可爱了！我打赌觉和这些害羞的绅士们最终会互相喜欢上对方的。这欢愉会令他们结下羁绊。”
 而那也将是我听说过的最奇怪的羁绊。
【49】
satoslut
“觉骚。（Satori + Slut）”
Did you mean Slutori?
“你是指骚的觉吗？（Slut + Satori……）”
5th grade lolita
“小学五年级洛丽塔。”
W-What kind of upbringing did she have to become a slut in 5th grade?!
“什什么教育她受的是才五年级就成为了一个骚货？！”
 有一个人小鬼大的绅士儿童做同桌？
Why would Satori even attend school?
“到底觉是为什么要去学校的？”
To learn things. Satori is no fool, but...you don't learn much cloistered in your underground house.
“去学习东西。并不是觉笨，只是……从隐居在你自己地底的家里你学不出什么来。”
 快某不动的大图书馆也来说几句吧（（
【50】
Japanese women are, as a rule, rather petite.
“日本的女性是——约定俗成——娇小的多。”
Yeah, Satori is specially small and outstandingly cute.
“是呀，尤其觉小又可爱到爆。”
Perfect for bundling up in your arms and holding close and keeping warm and safe from all the horrors of the world.
“绝对适合抱在手臂里，紧紧地让她感觉到温暖和安全远离这个世界的恶意。”
I don't promise anything.
“我从不承诺什么。”
If you can't keep her reliably safe, then don't.
If you're in fact one of those horrors...stay away!
“如果你不能够使她绝对的安全，那么就别做。
如果你实际上就是那些恶意的一员……走开啦！”
I mean, I'll keep her warm all night long and very very safe from all the others horrors of the world. I'm big and strong, and I'm a pretty reliable hot water bottle.
I won't do anything she doesn't want me to do anyways.
Satori must happy.
“我是想说，我会令她整夜里都感到很温暖并非常非常安全地远离这个世界上别的恶意。我个头大又强壮，还是一个相当可靠的暖贴身。
并且我不会对她做任何只要她不想的事情。
觉必须要幸福。”
 但什么是Hot Water Bottle？
【以下图片由谷歌提供】
 想想看变成一个小觉用的暖水袋还真的是非常合适啊~
【51】
Because Koishi was in HM more people start to pay attention to her as well, kinda like how people pay attention to Rumia since the popular SDM chars direct attention to EOSD all the time.
“（聊到人气）由于恋在心琦楼（Hopeless Masquerade）中有登场所以人们也开始多关注她，这有点像人们是怎么关注到露米娅的，因为那些大人气的红魔馆（Scarlet Devil Mansion）角色总是在把他们的注意力往红魔乡（Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil）上引。”
I don't think a character from the touhou fighters can get any attention at all. How many people play this game now, 30-40? I didn't even bothered downloading this game because it's just another fighter.
“我不认为一个角色在东方格斗游戏中出场会吸引到什么目光。有多少人现在在玩这个游戏，30到40？我根本就懒得去下这游戏，又一作是格斗作。”
我想主要还是因为触手们能够通过发视频也触到沙包们想删游戏。
Tenshi and Suika are very popular. Kokoro is too. The fighters are a very easy way for characters to become popular. It doesn't matter how many people actually play them. Most artists don't play any of the games.
“天子和萃香是很有人气的。秦心也是。对一名角色来说格斗游戏是一简单能变得人气的方式。这跟实际有多少人在玩没有关系。绝大多绘师根本就不玩这些游戏。”
The only thing i know about Tenshi is the corndog-meme - that's it. And Suika's popularity is pretty obivous where it came from: a drunken oni loli.
“天子我只知道她那些吃热狗的表情图——就这样。然后萃香的人气很显然是来自于：一个醉醺醺的鬼族小萝莉。”
Corndog-meme？今天绅士们说的我怎么什么也不懂……
【而关于表情图我搜了下想你们得看看这个】
我的眼睛可不能我自己一个人白瞎。
【52】
Maybe she's now an official 2hu and not a "new uninspired ZUN creation" anymore. Same goes for the whole SA cast.
“（指觉）也许她现在是一个正式的东方人物了，而不再是什么‘又一神主毫无灵感的造物’。同样对整地灵殿作里面的人物（Subterranean Animism）都是如此。”
I wonder if the newhus (Raiko, the Tsukumos and leflipgirl, not Wackysacky and the others) will ever achieve that status.
“我在想新的东方人物们（雷鼓，九十九姐妹和……【leflipgirl？不解】）有没有可能会达到这个热度。”
No. Right now they seem to be really unpopular. They seem to get new art even slower than the TD cast did.
“不会。现在她们看起来真的是非常不人气。甚至比神灵庙（Ten Desires）里面的人新图出的还要慢。”
Yes, they're already better than the whole crappy religion-war-newhus.
“会的，她们已经比那些整一群奇怪的宗教战争少女好太多了。”
I'm just waiting for the next Reitaisai/Comiket and doujinshi featuring them, otherwise I just can't recognize them as true Touhous.
“（同时回复上两条）我就等下一次的例大祭/CM和描写她们的同人本了，不然我真的没法相信她们是东方里面的人物。”
冷党无国界，都过得是十分艰难啊……
【53】
8 years, if Touhou is still alive and kicking though.
“八年，如果东方还在并始终是那么火的话。”
If I told you back when SA was released that people would still give a shit about it five years later, would you have believed me?
As long as ZUN doesn't retire or gets killed somehow, it ain't going away.
“如果我回到过去地灵殿刚发布的时候告诉你人们会在五年之后仍对之如此的关注，你会相信我吗？
只要神主还没有退休或者被什么给神隐掉，这信仰就不会消退。”
 本日的最佳要给这一位正能量，没有问题吧！
【54】
What doujin is that from? Google reverse images didn't come up with shit.
“（回复顶楼）这是哪个本子？谷歌图搜啥码子都没能搜出来。”
最后我想你们一定会有人想问这个问题的，所以答案就在下面的回复这里。
(C84) [出席番号26 (にろ)] さとり様あんあん (東方project)
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发表于 2014-11-22 11:17:57
对小觉的调戏、以及一点点正经的讨论，条数不多（
而这张图又是什么什么梗？
你、你们这是想造第二个无意识的“觉”出来吗？第三只眼多萌啊！
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