【太平洋对面的绅士你们好】一些有关觉在/jp/ - Otaku Culture上被讨论到时的翻译

Paradox

第八回，开版主题是“Why haven't you hugged the cutest mind reader today, /jp/?”

看起来像是抱住小觉好好揉揉的日常话题，不过意外地也出现了不少CP的讨论（

其实我已开始觉得百合是不是在阿外中占比重很小呢

毕竟之前那么多的讨论就都像是“觉与她的无脸男（或触手tentacle）丈夫”（摔

所以啊这一回为了给CP讨论铺路我是会不惮上图的，接招吧小水管！

【62、开版题头】

Why haven't you hugged the cutest mind reader today, /jp/? You don't want to hurt her feelings do you?

“今天为什么还没有抱一下最可爱的读心者，绅士们？你们不想伤她的心对吧？”

how would she feel if she read my mind but I had no opinion on her

“她会怎么觉得如果她读到我的想法我对她无感呢？”

I guess she'd like it. That's close enough to not being hated.

“我猜她会喜欢这的。那跟没有被讨厌几乎差不多。”

Especially since if there's no opinion she could try and make the initially formed opinion a good one.

“尤其正因为你对她无感，所以她可以试着去创造一个好的出来。”

而那也正是吾辈安利之信仰


【63、觉空】

She gets plenty of hugs from Okuu.

“她从阿空那里就收到很多抱抱了。”


That's because Okuu is a good pet who loves her master.

“那是因为阿空是一个爱她的主人的好宠物。”


【回复带图】
空：“啊……”
空：“妈咪————呜妞……”
觉：“噢这可真是”

空：“呜妞~……”
觉：“我的女儿都长这么大了！”
空：“妞~……”
燐：“（萌！）”

>master
She prefers to call her "mommy"

“（主人
她更喜欢喊她‘妈咪’”

话说阿燐你这里是在萌哪边呢？另外不上前也做点什么吗？

I can see Satori being a good motherly figure.

“我能想象见觉做一个好母亲的。”

Okuu would be a really good daughter too. They love each other.

“阿空也会是一位非常好的女儿的。她们相亲相爱。”


【64】

How deep does Satori read minds? If she looks at someone does she hear all their deepest memories or just the scattered surface thoughts.

“觉能读取到多深的思想？如果她看着一个人她是能够听到他所有最深的记忆，还是只是一些浅层的想法？”

If she can see and mimic danmaku battles from people's pasts, I think it's safe to guess that she can see other things in their pasts too.

“如果她可以从一个人的过去看到并模拟出来那些弹幕战，那我想差不多可以认为她还能够看到在过去中其它的事情。”

She has to hypnotize who she's fighting into remembering those cards first, though.

“她得首先催眠对手进入回忆那些符卡，虽然。”

That's because of the game rules

“那是因为游戏规则。”

What rules?

“什么规则？”

Spell Card System

“符卡系统。”

我猜他是想说因为游戏过程就是这么设计的，即我们看到的能力表现只是其在符卡系统下游乐化后了的样子——换句话说就是要动起真格来你们这些人类就没得打啦（掀


【65】

【纯图，以下是觉的独白】
“每一天我都会被【哔】……”
“被我在街上遇到的人，被同学，还有被老师。”
“被有着和蔼步伐的老人家们。”
“每一天，在他们的念头里，我会被【哔】。”
“反反复复……没有办法可以抵抗。”
“在外表上，没有人表现出一点对幼童感兴趣的迹象。但在他们的念头里，同样的人却成为了野兽。”
“这还要持续下去多久……？”
“但我只能……学会习惯……”

You know, that image raises a good question. What happens if you start dating her and then have "those" kind of thoughts flash through your mind by accident? I mean, it's like having a raging boner, but there's no way to hide it from her. What do?

“（回复上图）你知道的，这幅图提出了一个好问题。如果你开始和她约会然后在脑海里意外闪过‘那种’想法那会发生什么？我指，这很可能会是件令人勃然大怒的蠢事，但又没有办法对她藏起这些。咋办？”


She's lived for who-knows-how-long. She's probably seen it all at this point. There's no way to hide it from her, so why bother trying? You can apologize for your sexual nature, but at the same time you are a biological entity and are thus victim to your own subconscious. Unless you get Koishi to excise your lust, naughty thoughts aren't going to go away, though you can attempt to restrain them as a matter of basic courtesy.

“（1/3）她已经活过了天知道有多久。她大概此时什么都见识过了。既然没有办法对她藏起这些，那何苦要去试呢？你可以为你的性的天性道个歉，但同时作为生物的个体你只不过是在服从潜意识罢了。除非你让恋摘掉你的色欲，没规没矩的想法这样就不会冒出来，不过你也可以试着去自己去控制它，作为一种最基本的礼貌。”

I don't think it'd bother her overmuch, honestly, given how she took home invasion in stride, even going so far as to offer Reimu tea in a misguided but gallant attempt at politely talking down a tsunami. It is her job to herd the vengeful spirits of Old Hell, and no matter what you think I doubt it's worse than they.

“（2/3）我不觉得那会太困扰她——真的——鉴于她是怎样从容应对入侵者的，甚至于邀请灵梦坐下来喝口茶，试着在用转移重点但又勇敢的手段来友善地平息一场海啸。她的工作就是管理旧地狱的怨灵，不管你想了什么我都怀疑那能糟得过它们。”

I imagine that it'd be really, really embarrassing for a good long while, but you'd eventually get used to it. She can't help but read minds, you can't help but be a sexual creature, and you learn to accommodate one another. If you can't, the relationship was doomed from the start.

“（3/3）我猜想那是会非常、非常的尴尬并且得持续上好一段时间，但你会最终习惯的。她没法左右自己的读心，你也没法左右自己是一个有性生物，你们学会去适应对方。如果你做不到的话，那么这段关系从一开始就不会有好结果。”


>She's probably seen it all at this point.
I don't think she has experienced the explicit lewdness and moral decadence of our modern society.

She may have read the minds of a few outsiders, but I think she'll be in for a big surprise when she reads the mind of a fetishist and perverted /jp/er.

“（她大概此时什么都见识过了。
我不认为她有经历过详尽的那些我们现代社会中的下流以及道德颓丧。

她也许有读过一些外来人的想法，但我想她还是会大吃一惊的当读到一个怪癖者或变态绅士的念头时。”

这个讨论实在太厉害，我都不知道该找哪里的气氛吐槽才好


【66、觉神子】

/jp/ has no experience with women. Leave it to the Prince.

“绅士们缺乏对女人的经验。让给王子来吧。”

I'm surprisingly alright with this. Maybe because they're both mind readers?

“我发现自己意外地接受这一对。也许因为她们都是读心者？”


Miko is not, strictly speaking, a mind reader. Satori has full access to all your thoughts, including your deepest and darkest ones, and is capable of dredging them up to the surface as she pleases or rooting around in there. Miko is somewhat more limited, in that she can only hear what you desire, but makes up for the reduced ability with being an immortal Taoist master with a frankly absurd amount of charisma and political acumen, both of which Satori lacks.

“神子并不是——严格地说——一位读心者。觉能接触到你全部的想法，包括你最深的以及最黑暗的那些，并且她能够将它们发掘到表面上来，只要她愿意或者是为了方便搜寻。神子就稍为太有限了，她只能听得到你所欲求的，但对这次一点能力的弥补是作为一位不朽的道学大师有着坦白说破表的个人魅力以及政治敏锐，而这都是觉所缺少的。”

That's what I thought too, but Koishi's HM scenario with Miko seems to imply that Miko has similar abilities to Satori, so I'm not entirely sure what's correct anymore.

“（以前）我也是这么想的，但在恋的心琦楼剧情中对神子似乎暗示了神子有着与觉相似的能力，所以我不再完全确信哪边是对的了。”

It is an odd implication, but I think I'll stick with my current understanding of Miko's abilities based on what we explicitly know versus what Miko herself implies. It could just be that Koishi has no true desires or long-term aims, but rather unconscious or undirected whims guiding her like a dandelion seed on the winds. It could be that it was a throw-away line included by Tasofro as post-battle excuse talk. It could even be Zun drunk at the wheel forgetting what powers he gave what characters again.

“这提法是很早就有了的，但我还是会坚持我现在的对神子能力的理解，基于我们已经都很清楚的那些（设定），而不是神子她自己说的那些（对白）。这可能只是由于恋没有真正的欲望或者长期的目标，而是无意识或者没有方向的一时兴起在引导着她，就像个风中的蒲公英种子一样。这还可能只是黄昏随手加的战斗后台词。这还甚至可能是神主又喝高了忘了她给的什么角色什么能力了。”

>It could even be Zun drunk at the wheel forgetting what powers he gave what characters again.
This

“（这还甚至可能是神主又喝高了忘了她给的什么角色什么能力了。
顶。”

喝高了好顶赞，弄得有时候我也想来一杯试试看了


【67】

Conditional mind reading gets you adored, true mind reading makes you an outcast. Some logic.

Do you think Miko could teach Satori how to be loved?

“有限的读心使你受人崇拜，真正的读心使你遭人驱逐。有点道理。

你们认为神子会教觉怎样受人欢迎吗？”

That would be interesting. How would they ever meet?

“那会挺有趣的。她们要怎么才会见面呢？”

Unfortunately, I don't think Miko would make time to help out a youkai. Maybe due to their shared nature she might make an exception, however.

“不幸的是，我不觉得神子会花时间去帮助一名妖怪。也许由于她们共有的天性她会破一次例，然而。”

She would if it could improve her image among the humans.

“她会如果这么做能够提升她在人群中的形象。”

It could be a pretty good PR stunt, Miko could probably convince others that she has "Fixed" Satori or something.

“这可以是一场相当绝妙的公关，神子能没准使他们相信她已经‘修理’了觉还是什么的。”

试想……如果圣白莲“拉拢”了恋，而神子又“拉拢”了觉，空还在神奈子的“手上”，燐则以火车妖怪的身份投在猯藏“门下”，这下子一场战争就可以来啦（拖


【68】

This thread on page ten? I'll not allow it. C'mon guys, you'll hurt Satori's feelings.

“这版掉到第十页了？我可不会允许这样。别缩了伙计们，你们这会伤到觉的心的。”


【接下来一干刷图的】


Aaand apparently the last image I had was already in this thread. Anyways, what's your favorite thing about Satori? Mine is her hair. I want to brush the hell out of it.

“啊啊很显然什么我收的图都会在这张版里面出现。不管怎么说，什么是你最喜欢觉的地方？我的话是她的头发。我好他么想梳一下啊啊。”


Oh man, that's tough. I like her kindness to animals and towards the outcast. I like her sense of hospitality despite being ostracized by society. I like that she dresses a bit on the frumpy side. I like the fact that her heart is actually outside her body, meaning that when you cuddle it's pretty much impossible to be closer. I like that she can read your mind; no other being will ever know or understand you as well as Satori, your greatest strengths and deepest fears. It removes a great deal of the stress that inherently accompanies human interaction.

“（1/2）老天，那可真难。我喜欢她对动物以及流浪者的善心。我喜欢她尽管为社会所排斥但仍热情待人。我喜欢她穿得像有点儿古旧。我喜欢事实上她的心脏其实是在身体外面的，这意味着当你抱她的时候基本不可能靠得太近。我喜欢她能够读心；再没有别的人会像觉那样更知道或者理解你，对你最大的长处以及最深的恐惧。这除去了一大堆伴随着人际交往所固有的压力。 ”

I like her taste in interior decoration. I like that she is a great reader and author, going so far as to anonymously publish her works above-ground, which shows an interest in the dissemination of her ideas in the very world that spurned her and a thoughtfulness not often found in Gensokyo.

It's honestly harder to list what I dislike about Satori.

“（2/2）我喜欢她对于家内装饰的品味。我喜欢她是一位优异的读者以及作者，甚至于有匿名在地面上发表过作品，这表示她有兴趣传播自己的想法、就在这个嫌恶她的世界中，并且这种思虑在幻想乡还未见谁有过。

老实说要列出我讨厌觉的地方会比这更难。”

说的身为一个觉厨我不回复都不好意思了！发表日期2013年7月5日现在还不算迟！（拖远

I would be happy to be friends with her. I'm certain she is nice to be around and talk with. Don't even want anything sexual with her, and if such fleeting thoughts inevitably come then I'm certain she wouldn't mind or be a smartass witty bitch about it. Maybe she would take it as a compliment.

I mean in the end I didn't rape her or something.

“我会很高兴和她做朋友的。我肯定她是很容易相处以及交谈的。压根就别想什么跟她来性的事，而就算是有些这闪过的想法无可避免会出现，那我也肯定她是不会介意的，或者还会幽默诙谐地点上几句。没准她会把这视为是一种恭维。

我说毕竟我又不会对她做什么很不好的事情。”


【69、觉恋】

【无回复，觉得有趣就扒过来了OwO】

阅读顺序右上—>右下—>左上—>左下：

【被捕获了（方框内字）】
恋：“啧……弄不开……真是讨厌的拘束！！”

觉：“恋！你……那是……”
恋：“啊，姐姐！帮帮我——！”
觉：“……等等！在这之前——”

【掏出】
觉：“先给你照几张吧。”
恋：“哈？”

【相机拍摄音】
觉：“啊—现在的恋真是太棒了！！多么多么的诱人啊！很好！！”
恋：“不要！！快停下！！”
觉：“不会停下的喔。”
恋：“不要啊！！”

那么问题来了，到底最开始是谁把恋捆在那里的？


【70、觉蕾米】

A vampire is added

“多一个吸血鬼了”

Satori left the underground, in her sleepwear?

“觉离开了地底，穿着她的睡衣？”

Girls are having a sleepover, please wait warmly.

“少女过夜中，请热心等待。（不过对STG死忠玩家后半句可能不翻都更好）”

看到please wait warmly这句我就想起跑去打开了红魔乡！好怀念的启动画面！妖妖梦以及永夜抄都有！


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TGWmkI

Paradox 发表于 2014-12-1 02:00

“……试想……如果圣白莲“拉拢”了恋，而神子又“拉拢”了觉，空还在神奈子的“手上”，燐则以火车妖怪的身份投在猯藏“门下”，这下子一场战争就可以来啦（拖……”

哦哦，这DLD大分裂还真是让人期待！

TGWmkI

Paradox 发表于 2014-12-1 02:00
“……有限的读心使你受人崇拜，真正的读心使你遭人驱逐……”

这还真是道出了一个可怕的真相…

チェン

相当有意思的讨论~

春哥LOVE著姐

话说4chan有出现过哲♂学图吗？

Paradox

第九回的开版主题是，如果容许我改动一下顺序：“The stockholm syndrome is on my side!”

斯德哥尔摩综合征（stockholm syndrome），即被挟持者会反过来对挟持者产生好感，是众多监禁Play的理论基础（才不是

话说回来按正常的顺序标题应该是“This is a Komeiji thread.”、这里是古明地版。

但又正如其中的一名/jp所言“there is only Satori in this thread.”、这版里只有古明地觉。

看来小觉是很受绅士们的喜爱呢，真不知道是应该高兴还是怎么好（（

【71、开版题头】

This is a Komeiji thread.

In this thread we post images and discuss our preferred methods of brainwashing and breaking the Komeiji sisters. In the name of love, of course.

I'll start with classic imprisonment and tender caretaking. The stockholm syndrome is on my side!

“这里是古明地版。

在这个版里面我们贴图和讨论我们更喜欢的对古明地姐妹进行洗脑并使其崩溃的方法。以爱的名义，当然。

我会从典型的监禁再温柔对待她开始。斯德哥尔摩综合征与我同在！”

That's not love.

“那不是爱。”

How so?

“为什么不是？”

I don't think stockholm syndrome would work on a mind reader.

“我不觉得斯德哥尔摩综合征会对一个读心者起效。”

But there is no need for mindbreak if she already loves you.
Satori would make the perfect wife, no arguing or fighting just love. She would understand you perfectly in everything and never ever betray you but love you forever.
Why can't she be real ;_;

“但如果她已经爱你那就没有摧心的必要了。
觉会是一个完美的人妻的，没有争吵或者打架只是爱你。她会在每一件事情上都完美地理解你，永远都不会背叛而一直爱着你。
为什么她不能是真的;_;”

此时我非常想召唤“你这是在假设……”这一类的吐槽，然而下面的这位兄弟却做得更绝——

She can be real if you make a tulpa. It will be exactly like you described.

“她可以是真的如果你（的思念强大到足以）创造出来一个幻人。那会和你所描述的完全一样。”

Tupla幻人，一种解释是“由高度集中的精神所创造出来的实体，可以触摸、可以对话、……”，这种用冷知识来捅你一刀的吐槽功力真是无法模仿


【72】

Ok, I'm summoning back that fag who says that Koishi did a good thing by sealing her eye.
As we all know Palace of the Earth Spirits is inhabited by: Koishi, Satori, animals and vengeful spirits. And also it's heavily implied that Koishi closed her eye after she has moved underground.
So before Koishi has closed her eye:
● Satori loves her
● Animals love her
● Vengeful spirits avoid/hate her
After Koishi has closed her eye:
● Satori loves her - no changes here
● Animals do not love or hate her and that's definitely a decline
● Vengeful spirits still avoid/hate her since this is the only feeling available for them - again no changes here
What was the point? Was Koishi so traumatized by some random visitors she would see once a year? Well, maybe she just wanted to go above ground and to be loved by everyone there. But then why did she stay underground after she has closed her eye? Seriously, what was the point?
Koishi did a terrible thing and needs a good spanking.
Brainwashing Satori is a terrible thing, too

“好，我要炸一炸那个说恋在封闭她的眼睛这点上做的是件好事情的魂淡。
我们都知道在地灵殿里面住着：恋，觉，动物以及怨灵们。然后并且强烈地暗示了恋是在搬到地底后才闭上了她的眼睛。
所以在恋闭上她的眼睛之前：
● 觉爱她
● 动物们爱她
● 怨灵们回避/讨厌她
在恋闭上她的眼睛之后：
● 觉爱她 — 这点没有变化
● 动物们既不爱她也不讨厌她而这绝对是一种倒退
● 怨灵还是回避/讨厌她基于这是它们仅有的感情 — 再次这点没有变化
重点在哪里？真的恋会被某个随便的外来者她年年都遇不上一次的给伤害得如此之深？
那这样，也许她只是想到地面上去并且被那里的每个人都喜爱。但然后为什么她在闭上了眼睛之后仍只留在地底？说真的，重点在哪里？
恋做了一件糟糕的事情而值得好好打屁股一顿。
对觉洗脑也是一件糟糕的事件，同样。”

wasn't it confirmed in SoPM that Koishi doesn't live in chireiden? she wonders around all of Gensokyo.

“在求闻口授（Symposium of Post-Mysticism）中不是确定了恋并不住在地灵殿的吗？她会在整个幻想乡中到处游荡。”

I thought we all already knew that.

“我以为我们都很清楚这点了。”

She left the underground only after the SA incident.
>She heard that a human had come from above ground and had fought with her sister, Okuu, and the other pets, and was amazed at the incredible power-up Okuu had gotten, so she decided to go see the above ground world herself.

“她是只有在地灵殿异变后才离开了地底的。
（她听说有地上来的人类跟姐姐和阿空她们战斗了一番，并惊讶于阿空那惊人的能力提升，所以她决定她自己向地上出发去看看。”

回头去看了下原版的Omake，感觉阿外这是不是因为英翻的问题所以起了什么误解？（考据还得回到原文上去吗

I see.. but then, where the hell was Koishi when her house was getting invaded and her family annihilated?

“我知道了……但然后，那恋又到底在什么鬼地方当她的家被入侵还有她家人都被碾压了？”


Molesting people subconsciously.
Nobody noticed until they changed into their PJs for the night and noticed they were absolutely soaked.

“无意识地在骚扰别人。
没有人能够发觉直到她/他们都换上了夜里穿的睡衣并注意到自己已经全湿了。”


【73】

I'd imagine she'd kill your shortly afterwards. Or before. More likely before than afterwards, I think.

“（回复某位想象在觉体内【哔】的变绅……）我猜她会在事后很快就杀了你的。或者事前。更有可能是在事前而不是事后，我觉得。”

What if it's consensual?

“如果这是双方都同意的呢？”

But that isn't what this thread is about, right?

“但那并不是这个版在讨论的，对吧？”

Right. So how would Satori go about killing me anyway? Outside of employing her pets to do it.

“对。那觉又究竟会如何来杀掉我呢？除了派她的宠物来做。”

All Satori threads eventually shift to discussion about consensual loving sex and possibly marriage and pregnancy

Satori is that kind of touhou

“所有的觉版到最终都会转移到讨论双方一致同意的性爱进而可能的结婚与妊娠上去

觉就是那样的少女呢。”

那样一点也不好！


【74】

I want to ravage Satori's 5th grade body so badly.

“我是如此地想糟蹋觉那小学五年级的身体。”


>Satori
>5th grade body
nigga you what?

“（觉
（小学五年级
你在说啥呢？”

I remember reading a full colour doujin with Satori as a 小学生, so (>>10320170) is possibly referring to that.

“我记得有看过一本全彩同人本里面觉是个‘小学生’，所以（他）有可能是在指那。”

我已经能非常确定那是在指きぃら～☆（P戳此）画的觉了，啊哈哈哈哈（干笑


【75、这里的信息量……略大】

【先翻译图：长时间地拘束觉并将自己的妄想暴露给她读时的表情变化】
①哼哼……无论你在思考些什么对我来说都是一览无遗的呢……
②等……等！你明明知道会被知道那为什么还要妄想我……！？
③哈！……用那样的妄想想使我的心动摇可是没有用的喔
④你……打算将那样的妄想持续到什么时候……？
⑤我告诉你不管妄想中的我做了什么那都和我没有关系！
⑥诶……！？什什什么啊那个做这种事情的意义……啊……啊啊……啊啊啊啊啊……
⑦不对……不是的……那个人才不是我……我……那样的……那样的……
⑧呜呜呜……对不起……拜托了不要再让我看到那些了……

【然后到发言，来自之前已经见识过了的那位大蕾米厨，全ID：proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander】
Tie her to a chair, blindfold her and release my lewdness during several hours

Satori-chwan~

“把她捆在椅子上，蒙上她的眼睛然后释放我的淫念持续好几个小时

觉—酱~”

Commander! Not you too!

“指挥官！别你也来啊！”

It's Satori's fault for being too cute.

“这是觉的错生得太过于可爱啦。”

If she's so cute, you should want to protect her from all the evil people wanting to do nasty things to her, not join them!

“如果她是那么的可爱，你应该要想去保护她免于那些邪恶的要对她做猥亵事情的人们，而不是加入他们！”

Love works in strange ways.

“爱总是在作用以奇怪的方式。（这句是别的回复者说的）”

Satori don't need that kind of love. For goodness sake, she went underground to escape people like that.

“觉才不需要那种爱。看在少女之神的份上，她搬到地底就是为了逃离像那样的人。”

似乎啊搬到地底并宅起来闭门不出也不能够阻止绅士们聚众讨论她。


【76】

【纯图片、无回复，翻译在下】
觉：“站住！”
觉：“为什么你……现在就给我站住！”
觉：“你总是对我有肮脏的想法！”
【喘气声】
觉：“我已经受够了这！”
【喘气声】
觉：“站住别再跑了！”
【喘气声】

看到小觉能这么有精神地运动真是太好了，看来地灵殿还是也需要有这种类型的“宠物”啊。


【77】

This is my favourite Satori doujin. It will also never be translated.
http://exhentai.org/g/365687/462eaadc2f/

“这是我最喜欢的觉同人本。同时也永远得不到翻译。
http://exhentai.org/g/365687/462eaadc2f/【预警，内容是红字本】”

Well, commission it.

“那么，出价委托之。”

How much would that set me back, approximately?

“这会放掉我多少血，大概？”

It's short and pretty clear. I'd guess 20-30 bucks, leaning on the lower side.

“这本简短又非常易懂。我猜20到30美刀，往低里说。”

20 bucks ain't the end of the world, but being from a 3rd world country where the average wage is 3-4x smaller than the west, it's still a lot of money. Not sure it'd be responsible of me to splash out that much on a doujin.

Oh well. It's just a doujin. My dick likes it translated or not.

“要20美刀虽然不是世界末日，但对于一个从第三世界国家来的那里的平均工资只有西方的3-4分之一，这还是很大的一笔钱了。不确定我花不花得起这么多钱在一本同人本上。

好吧。这只不过是本同人本。我的下半身管它有没有被翻译都喜欢。”

是啊……如果只是用下半身来看的话……


【78、大名鼎鼎的侍寝专辑】

Sleeping with Satori.
http://www.mediafire.com/?phuly7qfcl98x7l

“跟觉一起就寝。
http://www.mediafire.com/?phuly7qfcl98x7l”

What happens?

“发生了什么？”

Some lewd thoughts, embarrassed Satori, talking, cuddling, nice thoughts, happy Satori.

“一些下流的想法，窘迫的觉，谈话，拥抱，好的想法，高兴的觉。”

这概括真是简洁明了

What the fuck am I listening to?

“这他么的我听到的是什么？”

日语？

25 minutes later my heart and dick are seriously confused.

“25分钟过后我的心脏和下半身都严重混乱了。”

而你又听懂了还是没听懂什么？


【79】

>U- Um ... can we sleep together, please?

Well?

“（唔、唔……我们可以睡在一起，好吗？

如何？”

What's wrong with her bed? I don't get it.

“她的床出了什么毛病吗？我不明白。”

You're not in it.

“没你在上面。”

Shit no. I hate sleeping with other people. It's hot, cramped and uncomfortable. Go away. And don't even get me started on when they use your arm as a pillow.

“才不。我讨厌跟别人睡在一起。这么做又热、又拘束又不自由。走开。而且想都别想让我试，她们还会用你的手臂当枕头。”


But, spooning with Satori!. Wouldn't that worth more than a numb arm?.

“但是，跟觉热乎诶！难道这还顶不过一条发麻的手臂吗？”

くまだ（P戳此）画的觉总是软到让人想一口吞掉诶！不觉得受用的就Go away走开啦！


【80】

Anon. You move in your sleep, you know.

“无脸男。你在你睡觉的时候会动，你知道的。”

And you drooled on my shirt and made my arm go numb. Fuck you. Next time you as much as touch my arm, I'm off to sleep on the couch. Holy fuck. Some of us have jobs in the morning! I can't even dress myself if I can't move my fucking arm!

“而你却流口水滴到我的衣服上还弄得我手臂发麻。艹你。下一回只要你碰到我的手臂，我就下去到沙发上去睡。艹艹艹。我们有的人早上还要工作的！我甚至没法自己穿好衣服如果我动不了我的这双手臂！”

这莫名其妙的怨念持续爆发是怎么回事？

...anon, you forced your arm under her. Don't complain.

“……无脸男，是你硬要把手臂塞到她身体底下的。别再抱怨了。”

That is physically improbable. Also stupid. I told you I hated sleeping with other people.

“这是物理上不可能的。并且也很蠢。我已经告诉过你了我讨厌跟别的人睡一起。”

No it's not. Satori is light and small.

“不是的。觉又轻又小的。”

She isn't a human. She's a youkai. She might weigh tons. Youkai physics are wacky.

“她不是一个人类。她是一个妖怪。她可能有成吨那么重。妖怪的物理构造是很古怪的。”

喂这么说一位少女你觉得合适吗？

She might also weight nearly nothing, and be very comfortable to cuddle with.
Youkai girls are great.

“她也有可能几乎没任何重量，并且抱起来非常的舒服。
妖怪女孩们很赞。”

You mean unpredictable and dangerous. Also they eat people.

“你是说不可预计以及危险吧。还有她们吃人的。”

>unpredictable and dangerous.
Same could be said about human women.
And they can also use bullshit legal clauses to take your money for years and years.
At least youkai are honest.

“（不可预计以及危险
同样的说法对人类女性也适用。
并且她们还会用一些狗屁合法的条款年复一年地来掏走你的钱。
至少妖怪是诚实的。”

我想这一类的话题还是不要再重复了吧……


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最后插一幅单独的小话题：

【81】

They aren't that short...

“它们没有那么短……”

看到图的同时秒笑趴233333

it's obvious when you realize that they're moon walking

“当你意识到这是月球漫步的时候一切就都很显然了。”

没想到然后还有这位神出鬼没的真相帝，本日最佳最佳！


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棋盘翻转

醉了醉了，真是重口

Lasty

无法理解老外宅的思维回路就是了....比方说明明在聊好好地海贼突然会扯到二战的，说一句跳一句语言不连贯，动不动就开始说我多少牛逼多少厉害（完全没有头绪的突然就这么说了）那种莫名其妙的脑洞...
我宁愿自己一个锁在房间里面看本子也不想和他们聊ACG.....

darkhahaha

混进了奇怪的福利哟侍寝什么的

永夜星光

真是丧(gan)心(de)病(piao)狂(liang)
还有,话题跳跃性好强