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 昨晚没睡好结果早上起来晚了……
.jpg) 干脆翘班吧（灿烂
于是开启急速翻译一次续集，以下皆来自讨论主题“Satori may seem shy, but......”
开幕可能有重口单词出现OAO
以及附上版头图片，力争多点还原4chan风格~
【14、开版题头】
Satori may seem shy, but at heart she's actually a very promiscuous girl with a lot of repressed desires.
“觉看起来可能很害羞，但在内心深处她可能是一个有着许多被压抑欲望的非常随（yin）便（luan）的女孩子。”
 这确实是一个值得去深究的话题……吧。
What are Satori's ten desires, but just list the first three please?
“那什么是觉的十个愿望，至少列个前三出来？”
anal
oral
anal
“【哔】
【哔】
【哔】”
 卧槽我的眼睛！
vanilla
childhood friend
holding hands
“百合
青梅竹马
牵手”
 这个还好，至少我是这么理解的。
1 - For her sister to regain consciousness.
2 - For her pets and sister to be happy.
3 - For people to stop fearing and hating her so much.
“希望她的妹妹取回意识
希望她的宠物和妹妹过得快乐
希望人们不再这么害怕和讨厌她”
 啊啊啊啊啊我得到了治愈！
【15】
I love Satori so much I want to kill her, because if I can't be with her, nobody can.
“我实在太喜欢觉了以至于想杀了她，因为如果我不能够和她在一起的话，也别有人想。”
Don't worry, she's already fictional.
“别担心。她已经是一个虚构的人物了。”
Not enough. She needs to be historical as well. That's the only way I can be sure.
“那还不够。她得是一个历史上的人物，这样我才能够相信（有她）。”
 对病娇者犀利的吐槽，以及补刀。
【16】
YAF here. Just reminding you that all Satori threads are secretly created by me.
Have a good Satori.
“YAF在此。只是想提醒下你们所有的小觉版其实都是我的小号建的。（此信息以匿名方式发布）
祝你们有个好觉。”
Ddyk here. Just reminding you that I don't have anything to do with Satori threads and I don't even care about them.
“Ddyk在此。只是想提醒下你我根本就懒得往那上面贴什么，我才不在乎呢。”
proRemiriat here. I want to lick Satori's feet. Over.
“proRemiriat在此。我只想舔小觉的脚。完毕。”
 染红、傲娇、以及绅士们的大聚会。
【17】
Satori has the best legs.
“小觉的大腿最美啦。”
The interesting parts aren't the legs, it's the ass.
“重点可不在于腿上，而是尻。”
How about both?
“都来怎么样？”【递上图】
10/10 would definitely have sex with her
“那我一定就脱裤子上了。”
Only after my turn's up.
“只有等我先下来了再说。”
 画面感，要不要这样！
【18】
When I see pictures like that, I'm ready to think that even if you can get Satori to like you, you'll never be able to have kinky but sweet sex with her as there'll always be someone in the room cock-blocking you.
“每当我看到像这样的图（绝对领域担当：阿空），我就会想就算你可以令到小觉喜欢上你，你也永远没办法跟她做奇怪的事情，顶多亲亲几下，因为房间里头总是有那些碍事的小鸡仔们在。”
And if it's not the pets, it's the sister. The only way would be to do it in a closet or in the water closet.
“并且如果在的不是宠物，而是她的妹妹的话。那你们就只有得进到衣柜里或者厕所里做了。”
 那就是恋一定是姐姐的最后的贞操守护者。
【19】
Your mission Jim, should you choose/decide to accept it, is to infiltrate in the Palace of Earth Spirit, and have illicit relations with Satori Komeiji, without the rest of the mansion being aware. As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, Yukari Yakumo will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This post will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.
“（恶搞Mission Impossible）这是你的使命，你必须接受它，渗透进地灵殿去和古明地觉发生不正当的关系，不要被那里其他的人知道。一如既往，如果你或者你的人被俘获或击毙，八云紫会对你的行动表示一切都不知情。这封信息将在五秒钟后自动删除。祝你好运，吉姆。”
Mission accomplished, sir. Satori has been illicitly beaten. I am extracting to LZ now.
“任务完成。觉已被玩坏。正在把记录文件压缩成LZ格式。（类似于RAR格式）”
这部电影的剧本是谁写的！拖出来丢进狱心熔炉里去！另求种——（棍死拖远
【20、附图GIFT】
空：“Satori-sama, I found this box next to me when I woke up.”
空：“觉大人，我在睡醒的时候发现身边有这个盒子。”
燐：“Same here.”
燐：“我也是。”
觉：“Those are presents from Santa. Take a look inside.（Didn't we talk about this yesterday？）”
觉：“那些是圣诞老人送来的礼物。打开来看看吧。（我们昨天不是提过这事情了吗？）”
Uwaaaa-
【惊讶声】
空：“It's a set of glasswork-decorated barrettes！”
空：“这是一套玻璃制的发夹！”
flap flap
【翅膀扇动声】
Ooooh
【惊讶声】
燐：“It's...It's the catnip perfume I've heard about!”
燐：“这是……这是我听说过的Catnip香水！”
空：“Satori-sama, what did you get？”
空：“觉大人，那你拿到了什么？”
nico nico
【微笑】
觉：“Hmm？”
觉：“嗯？”
觉：“There's nothing I could want that I don't already have.”
觉：“没有比我现在已经得到的更好的礼物了。”
空：“？”
燐：“？”
这时画外音：
How about a sane sister?
“一个正常的妹妹怎么样？”
 一秒钟出戏啊魂淡！
【21】
Which one do you like more, anyway? Satori or Remilia?
I mean, your name implies Remilia but I'm honestly not sure anymore.
“（问之前出现过的proRemiriat这个人）到底你更喜欢哪一位？觉还是蕾米莉亚？
我的意思是想说，从ID上来看你果断是一个蕾米厨，但我现在真的不那么确定了。”
Remilia Ojou-sama has been my top 1 since I got into Touhou around 2005-2006.
Even Tohosort and fap/total image count reflects this.
I own 3611 manually saved, and carefully selected Remipics, vs 3109 manually saved, and carefully selected Satoripics.
“（proRemiriat答）蕾米莉亚大小姐一直是我的本命，自从我2005-2006那年入坑以来。
甚至从东方图和撸/健全图的数量上就可以反映出来。
我有3611张手动保存的、并经过仔细挑选的蕾图，比上3109张手动保存的、并经过仔细挑选的觉图。”
That's some dedication.
I don't know if I should be amazed or horrified.
“那可真是不简单。
我感觉我遭受到了惊吓。”
 我也……遭受到了惊吓。（看着自己存的最多450张图……
【22】
Can Satorin read peoples minds over the internet? What does she learn from observing /jp/?
“小觉能够通过网络对人读心吗？她会在观察你们这帮绅士的时候怎么想？”
It's not like she needs to read minds, when everyone already says what they're thinking.
“我想她并不需要麻烦去读心，大家已经都很诚实地在说自己正想着什么了。”
people need some self control
“节操呢。”
 这位兄台你好冷静。
I can't control myself around Satorin! Ah! Please cure me, Satori-sama!
“看见小觉我就无法控制住我自己啦！啊！请治愈我，觉大人！”
而这位兄台你则需要治疗了。
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