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第十回并没有一个统一的开版主题，内容来自分散的各个觉版
 因为实在是淘不到主题内容涵盖丰富的觉版了，然后还被叫去出差到了一个只有我最不能吃的辣菜的地方整整六天……
 人生就像一盒巧克力
但我讨厌吃巧克力。
 我试过朝人生光明的一面看
却被刺伤眼。
 然后我的心情就混杂成上面这个样子了，回来一连补了两集的PsychoPass，感觉真好（顺带一提那只猫叫不爽喵Grumpy Cat
 下面也是最后一次的大量挖觉旧版更新了，今后就转为更漫长的跟踪关注模式了
【82、新的一版】
Satori never gets any love...
“觉永远得不到任何爱……”
That's not true, she gets my my love no matter what.
“不是这样的，无论如何她都会有我的爱。”
She gets love whether she wants it or not.
“她有得到爱无论她想还是不想要。”
She just had a thread up like yesterday.
“她貌似昨天才刚有过一个讨论版。”
There will never be enough Satori threads.
“永远不会有足够的小觉版的。”
 确实，就我看到的还远远不够啊啊（拖远
【83】
>Satori never gets any love...
That's not true.
1. Love by community. She was ranked 10th in the latest thwiki popularity poll and she was 8th a year before. That's fantastic result for someone who is not a playable character. Community loves her.
2. Love in Gensokyo. She is canonically loved by at least 3 others touhous - Koishi, Okuu and Orin. That's a lot more than some other characters have got. For example how many touhous in Gensokyo do love Yuuka? And don't say she is a strong woman who needs no love. Everyone needs it, even Yuuka.
3. Love by /jp/. Satori has little to no stupid memes associated with her and her fanon personality is usually the same as canon one. Even the worst kind of haters don't have any reasons to dislike her. /jp/ likes her.
4. Love by Zun. Well, he is the only guy who truly hates her. Satori will never appear in any touhou game or official print work. Fuck you, Zun. Fuck you. Why do you create characters only to forget about them forever?
“（觉永远得不到任何爱……
不是这样的。
1. 来自东方圈的爱。在最近的一次东方维基人气投票中她排在第十，并且一年前她是第八。这对于一个不是玩家可操纵的角色来说是非常好的结果了。东方圈爱她。
2. 来自幻想乡的爱。公式上至少有三名其它的角色爱她——恋，阿空和阿燐。这比有些其它的角色都多很多了。例如幻想乡里有多少名角色真爱幽香？而且别跟我说她是一个不需要爱的女强人。任何人都会需要的，哪怕是幽香。
3. 来自绅士们的爱。觉很少会跟一些蠢透了的梗扯上关系，并且她的二设性格经常与一设是相符的。就算是最恶劣的觉黑也没什么真正不喜欢她的理由。绅士们爱她。
4. 来自神主的爱。好吧，他其实是唯一的真正痛恨她的家伙。觉永远不会出现在任何东方游戏或者官方印刷物里面。艹，神主。艹。为什么你要创造这些永远都不再想起来的角色？”
 冷静点兄弟，至少在求问口授里面还有想起她？
【84】
Love from a person like you is worthless.
“（回复之前称无论如何都爱觉的）爱从像你这样的一个人来毫无价值。”
Why is that?
“为什么？”
The logic behind it is because you stated you will love her "no matter what". Therefore you are a doormat sap with no self-respect and Satori does not even have to lift a finger to earn your love.
How sad.
“这里面的关键是在于你说了你会爱她‘无论如何’。因此你只不过是个没有自尊的像擦鞋垫一样的蠢货，而觉根本连抬根手指都不用做就可以得到你的爱。
多可悲啊。”
有种，微妙的躺枪感？
【85、新的一版】
If Satori can understand the feelings of animals, does she still eat meat?
“如果觉能够理解动物们的感受，那她还会吃肉吗？”
Human meat.
“吃人肉。”
listen, just cause you can hear the thoughts of an animal doesn't mean shit when it's dead.
“听着，只因为你能够听见一个动物的想法当它已经是死的了那就狗屁都不是。”
 问题虽好，但答的都好粗暴啊……另外少女吃垃圾食品不担心会发胖吗！（背景中貌似还有无数个憨八嘎……
【86】
How is Satoris power useful at all in battle/danmaku fights
“到底觉的能力在战斗/弹幕中有什么用？”
You'd know if you played the games you secondary.
“你会知道的只要你玩过这游戏第两遍。”
I can't get past Yuugi, she's too tough on my soft ass.
“我过不了勇仪这一关，她踢起我这个软沙包来可真是够毫不留情的。”
 手残党的悲哀，要是本命恋的话那爱就会像蔷薇还带着好几根刺
【87、新的一版】
Getting drunk with Satori!
“陪觉一起喝醉酒！”
Does Koishi drink alcohol?
“恋会喝酒吗？”
Yeah. Then she gets weird.
“会啊。然后她就会变得很奇怪。”
How can she get any weirder?
“她还能变得再奇怪一点吗？”
我的恋哪里有奇怪了……你们不要这样黑她
【88】
Hungover with Satori!
“陪觉一起宿醉吧！”
She's hungover and she still has to deal with other people's thoughts forcing her way inside her mind constantly.
“她正宿醉着但仍不得不去对付那些持续不断地在硬闯入她精神中的别人的想法。”
Actually getting drunk starts to dampen the inhibitors in he brain so she would start to get even more thing floating in her head than she usually would. Not to mention that the lack of concentration would also lead to thoughts getting jumbled, it would probably sound like a broken tape player with the speed control speeding up and slowing down every second.
“事实上喝醉会开始减弱她脑部中的抑制体，所以她会接收到比平时更多的东西都漂在她的脑海里。更不用提缺少集中力会使得这些念头杂乱无章，没准就像是一个坏了的录音机每时每刻都在快进或者慢放一样。”
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
“我的天这得多恐怖啊。”
 假如听那种录音带过一次那我就估计再也不敢喝醉酒了……
【89】
"And each mind I peered into was stuffed with the same sing object of obsession. That selfish and atavistic desire to pass on one's seed."
“‘每一个我凝视过的思维无不都装满着同一种执念的呼号。那自私的只为了传种的原始欲望。’”
satori_reads_jp's_mind.wav
“觉读绅士的心.wav”
Would she feel better if she could also see that I was disgusted with myself for wanting that?
“她会感觉好一点吗，如果她同时也看到我其实是多恶心想这样的自己？”
 我猜她平时也应该见过不少发情期的动物了……当然如果你要是正把她按在地上那就得另谈了（棍
【90、新的一版】
Satori has become too busy with managing the Underground that she no longer has time to look after her pets, and begins putting them up for adoption or giving them away to foster homes. Among them is Okuu, and you've agreed to take her in, but only under the condition that she be officially made part of your family, that you treat her well, and teach her at least one new thing every month. Satori says she is qualified and willing to be your mother, wife, sister, daughter, or even just your pet. Which role will you give her in your family, and what will you teach her to do first? Keep in mind she can support your NEET lifestyle by providing your house power (and quite possibly the rest of the city).
“觉最近由于管理地底太忙而不再能够有时间照看她的宠物，因此提出要将它们送往愿意收养的家庭。这当中有阿空，并且你也已经被同意可以领养她，但前提是她必须被视为你家庭正式的一份子、还有要好好对她、以及至少每个月教会她一样新事情。觉称她适合并且也愿意做你的妈妈、妻子、姐姐、女儿、或者还干脆就只是宠物 。哪个角色你会让她进到你的家庭中承担，还有你会最先教她什么？记得她可以提供支持你宅生活的全部家庭用电（并且很有可能都够剩下的整个城市用）。”
Stupid scenario, I want to live with Satori and want Okuu+Orin to be my sisters
“好蠢的场景，我只想和觉一起住并且让阿空+阿燐都做我的姐妹。”
Wife. We have lots of baby Okuus, with which I start my very own energy company and achieve a global monopoly. I harvest the cores of any that die and sell them to the military for use in missiles.
“妻子。我们会生下来许多小阿空，有了这些我就能够开始我自己的能源公司并做大到全球垄断。我（还能）收下来死后的她们的核心卖给军方用于做导弹。”
 觉会把阿空送给像这样的人就真是瞎了眼了
I want Okuu to be my big sister. Unfortunately probably all I can teach her is how to play video games.
“我想让阿空做我的姐姐。但不幸的是估计我能够教她的就只有玩电子游戏。”
 论寂寞的老外（
Well I'm kinda stupid so I'm probably not even qualified to teach a 5 year old something.
Sucks that I have to turn down the offer, I've always wanted a pet.
“嘛我有点笨估计都不够教一个五岁大的孩子什么事情。
真见鬼我只好推掉这单子事了，我一直都很想要一个宠物。”
 以及论寂寞的老外二号（（
Why would she give them away? It's not like her pets would ever leave, animals love her.
“她为什么要送走它们？并且这也不像她的宠物会愿意离开她，动物们喜爱她。”
【91】
It's made pretty clear from the events of SA that Satori can't always keep tabs on her pets. It's not her fault though. She really needs a helping hand.
“在地灵殿异变中已经说得很明白了觉没法总是看着她的宠物们。而那也不是她的错。她真的很需要一个能帮手的。”
> Satori can't always keep tabs on her pets
But that's wrong. It was all Orin's scheme to prevent Okuu from getting punished by Orin. Satori could've easily stopped Okuu if Orin didn't cover her.
“（觉没法总是看着她的宠物们
但这么说是错的。这全部都是阿燐的计划以避免阿空被鬼族惩罚【怀疑Oni打成Orin了】。觉本能很容易地就阻止阿空的如果阿燐不替她打掩护。”
Then she'd get some help. She wouldn't send her loving pets away.
“那她就会有（我做）帮手的了。这样她就不用送心爱的宠物们走了。”
There's no guarantee she'd want humans living with her though. I won't say she's 100% against it, because I know some people will fight me tooth and nail on this particular issue, but I do at least remember reading that she has no friendship status with humans at all from SOPM.
“并没有承诺说她会让人类和她一同生活的。我不会说她是100%反对，因为我知道有的人会在这个问题上跟我争得面红耳赤，但我至少是记得的在求闻口授中她跟人类完全没有友好关系。”
Well you're not really there to be her friend. You're there to be her pet's friend.
“嘛你并不是真的想去和她做朋友的。你去那里只是为了和她的宠物做朋友。”
我说你们这个样子小觉会不会嫉妒心发作的啊啊
【92】
【纯图片，无回复，图中阿空正喊的是“觉大人——”】
She doesn't need to learn how to ride a bike when she can fly.
“当她能够飞的时候她还去学什么骑自行车啊。”
Well look at how much fun she's having.
“但是看看她正玩的多高兴啊。”
 而且还这么小！就要她飞太勉强啦！
Sometimes it's all about the thrill of learning how the tool works rather than what it does, especially for curious creatures like ravens.
“有的时候这一切只在于学会工具是如何工作的而不只是用来干什么的兴奋，尤其对乌鸦这种好奇的生物。”
【93】
If Okuu wanted to get married, would she need to get permission and approval from Satori?
“如果阿空想结婚的话，那她需不需要得到觉的同意和准许？”
You're also going to have to get Satori a dowry.
“你还得送够觉一套嫁妆的。”
That sounds difficult. I can't imagine she'd lack any sort of possession that she desired given how rich her household is.
“听起来够呛的。我无法想象出来她还会缺什么想要的，鉴于她住在的是那样豪华的一间宫殿里。”
为什么我只想到的是史上最难伺候丈母娘？——“我的阿空为什么会喜欢上这种人”以及种种棒子剧的展开
【94、新的一版】
Satori calls you a lolicon. Your response?
“觉喊你是一个萝莉控。你的回复？”
Sasuga Komeiji-san
“萨斯噶苦梅叽桑”
Well she's not wrong
“好吧她又没说错。”
你们几个怎么都这么老实就承认了！
But every 2hu is canonically a loli.
“但按设定每一个角色都是萝莉啊。”
You act like that is a negative thing.
“你反应的这好像是一件不好的事情。”
It's your fault and now you're gonna pay.
*unzips pants*
“这应该是你的错吧而你现在就要为此买单了。
*解开裤子*”
还有你们几个！放学后都统统别走！我保证不打死你们！
【暂告一段落】
（下期回到2015年，Satori in 4chan.org/jp/）
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发表于 2014-12-7 17:47:03
图片全部都看不到！教授我要换电脑！